The Machine by Alan Dudman
This is the home of some of my artwork, photography, short stories, media work, sporting tales and other nonsense. Enjoy!
- Jan 27, 2023
- 2 min
Cricket trials and the mental side of the game
I have spoken before about the mental challenges in sport when faced with a trial. My Middlesex trials - over six weeks, came in 1990 for...
- Jan 27, 2023
- 1 min
This is Muffin, Yorkshire Terrier extraordinaire
Muffin usually hates having her picture taken and nearly always looks down as soon the phone comes out. However, she was getting stroked...
- Jan 27, 2023
- 1 min
My artwork
Not much remains of my old art portfolio, but my painstaking portrait of Bob Marley still stands, and stands at home and a reminder of...
- Nov 27, 2022
- 2 min
Dudman, Dowie and Egbe
In the 2000s, I was playing for my local club Old Finchleians, before a spell in non-league football at Edgware reserves, latterly...
- Nov 27, 2022
- 5 min
The Arsenal Experience
Many celebrities will often mention and boast how they had a 'football trial' somewhere. It gives them some extra street cred depending...
- Oct 29, 2021
- 1 min
Cowboy boots and hat
Everytime I mention the name of Bella, my best friend shudders. Beautiful, but mildly unhinged. She told me she didn't like what I did...
- Oct 28, 2021
- 3 min
Am I a clairvoyant Bob?
A slightly misleading headline maybe, but a few things have happened to me with a sense of deja vu, and certainly events have happened of...
- Jun 21, 2021
- 2 min
The speedboat near death experience
It came in 1992, a great holiday with my mates from school after the first year of A-levels. Memorable in so many ways, when Guy decided...
- Jun 7, 2021
- 3 min
Howard the master
The first real influence on my own cricket career was Howard Masters. A brilliant captain. 'H' as he was known, was a hugely successful...
- May 18, 2021
- 3 min
A bit part actor
I used to date one actress who vanished into thin air, then managed a date with someone who appeared in Sliding Doors. That failed to go...
- May 10, 2021
- 1 min
The talented ghost
Legend has it that actor William Terriss haunts Covent Garden tube station, so too the Adelphi Theatre. Terriss was seen in 2005 at the...
- May 10, 2021
- 1 min
The best teletext headline in the world
Teletext was a thing of beauty. That was our number one news source in the 80s and 90s. I worked for Clubcall, the premium rate telephone...